Pros and Cons of Gordiloca Running for Mayor

Jul 1, 2018 · Local

Our take on mayoral candidate Gordiloca

In late April, La Gordiloca, Laredo’s most famous independent reporter, announced that she would be running for Mayor of Laredo. We at Faux Laredo want to contribute to the ongoing discussion of what a Mayor Gordiloca would mean for Laredo by giving three of our own pros and cons.

PRO: La Gordiloca’s brave plunge into the world of politics may inspire the Mami Chulas girls to run for city council positions.

CON: La Gordiloca will be too busy campaigning that we will lose Laredo’s only legitimate source of quality news.

PRO: The race will result in months worth of exquisite memes on what would’ve otherwise been a boring mayoral election.

CON: More lazy, unoriginal Gordiloca articles on Faux Laredo.

PRO: We will finally have a candidate who speaks her unfiltered mind.

CON: ALA VERGA. We will finally have a candidate who speaks her unfiltered mind!